Super Duper Hooter Tutor Looter Shooter Scooter!

"Do you like scooters? Do people steal your scooter from you all the time? Are you a young male with lots of testosterone and no girlfriend that likes being surronded by girls? Don't you not want a scooter that doesn't never have a non-broken steering system not at the wrong time ever? If you answered "yes" or "...What did you say?" to any of those questions, look no further. Introducing the Super Duper Hooter Tutor Looter Shooter Scooter! The Super Duper Hooter Tutor Looter Shooter Scooter is equipped with a built-in AXE fragrance system that starts the moment you move the scooter to attract all the girls from around town. But that's not all it can do! There is a voice activator, a finger print scanner, and a signature checker to prevent anyone from stealing your
Super Duper Hooter Tutor Looter Shooter Scooter. It also includes two duel M-60's with infrared technology to detect if someone other than you is trying to use your
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[Marie]

So I'm calling already.