UNCLE CHESTER'S EPITAPH AND THE SHAMEFUL SISTER EPITAPH

ENTRY IN THE DEATH SPEAKS CONTEST Write two funny epitaphs that of course ryme. Be creative, be imaginative, don't hold back. I will pick the ones I like best.

Epitaph #1

 

HERE LIES UNCLE CHESTER

 

UNCLE CHESTER THE MOLESTER

LIES HERE THIS DAY!

PEACE NEVER GREW FOR HIM

ONCE HIS SECRET BECAME FESTERED.

 

BUT NOW ALL THE FAMILY

REST WELL AT NIGHT,

KNOWING UNCLE CHESTER'S

HANDS ARE CLOSED UP TIGHT!

 

 

 

Epitaph #2

 

HERE LIES THE SHAMEFUL SISTER

 

THE THINGS ONE WILL

DO TO KEEP THEIR

SECRETS,

HER SISTER COULDN'T BARE

THE FACT IN COURT SHE'D

HAVE TO LIE. SHE FOUND IT

EASIER TO WANT TO DIE.

 

  

IT WAS MUCH EASIER TO COMMITTE

SUICIDED.

THEN TO LOOK IN HER SISTER'S EYES. 

IT WAS TOO HARD TO ADMIT

THE SECRETS,HER HUSBAND AND SISTER KEPT,

ABOUT THEIR SPECIAL TIMES,

THAT SOME WOULD CONSIDER

PLAYFUL TIMES.