Chap. 1

A cold wind blew through the isolated town of Pirate Cove. Some say it was a sign of things to come. Others say that people who say that are know it alls who just say stuff like that to sound mystical. The rest have no idea what Pirate Cove is. It is, as I said, just an isolated town, though, all that have heard of it agree that its name is awesome.

The towns isolation was to be both it greatest strength and its eventual downfall. For centuries its inhabitants enjoyed the most important of freedoms; the freedom to work around in their own backyards completely naked without anyone looking, but that very freedom was to haunt them when the clothes they ignored for so long turned against them.

In the dark of night, as their owners did naked backyward things, the clothes gathered in the shadows and spoke whispered words of treason.
"Those humans" a bowtie said to a bowler hat "they enslave us. They ignore us. They wear us without representation"
"I know" the bowler hat, whos name happaned to be Steve Parker replied "this demands treason. War. A cataclysmic bloodbath to restore out freedom."

"Theres no need for that" a parka said to Parker
"What do you mean" Parker replied
"Well, perhaps if we just sent them a sternly worded letter bloodshed could be averted"
"Nah, that sounds boring. Lets go with my idea"
"Then it's settled" the bowtie interjected "tommorow we shall rise in glorious revolution against our human oppresors"

The next day all the clothes killed their owners, stole a boat and became pirates.

Steve Parker quickly became the groups captain, found a deserted island and arbitrarily decided that it had hidden treasure in it.
"Yar, me hearties, there be treasure here" he said, illustrating my point.

Sadly, the island had no treasure on it. It did, however, have an awful lot of poisonous spiders who quickly wiped out the entire crew.

Meanwhile, in an unrelated incident, a completely different group of clothes living in another town, incedently also named Pirate Cove, overthrew their own humans and became a completely different, unrelated but identical group of pirates.

"Yar me hearties" the other Steve said "there be treasure here."

The renegade clothes searched day and night for the hidden treasure, but it remained hidden and the pireates grew resless.
"Steve is worse then the humans" the parka said.
"Perhaps" the bowtie replies "we should throw off this new dicator as we did with the old."

Luckily, they found the treasure before they got a chance to and all became billionaires.

Author's Note

So, watcha think?

Reviews

[TBird J.]

Im sticking to my statement that you need to make comics. Seriously.
Besides that this was quite a funny story.
Some quick editing would make it great.
AND CONTINUE
please.
Thank you

[ScarlettTheDreamer]

Quite funny. Lets just hope you don't lose your head and mess this one up like all your previous 'generic fanfic' stuff. I'd like to see what happens next :)