Chapter 3

After a short trip to wallmart and a long argument with an angry manager, I realised that purchasing a papal hat for my new religion may take longer then I thought. I soon decided that stealing the catholic one they often show on the television would be an awful lot easier, and so, I broke into Vatican City and took it from the popes sleeping head.

 

This set off an awful lot of alarms and the guards came running, but, luckily; I escaped by hiding in my shoes.

 

Within the hour I was back at home with a new pope hat and, by extension, a new religion. I knew then that I was on the verge of something momentous. I decided to take some asprins and lie down for a while before it gave me a headache.

Author's Note

Anyone think the quality of this series has been dropping since the original?