Resident Evil 4: The Generic Fanfic

Resident Evil 4: The Generic Fanfic

A Story by Detective Watts

"Back foul beast"

Leon let out a cry and charged the horde of undead creatures, impaling them with his American flag.

 

He leapt onto a zombie bear while throwing a grenade behind him, splattering bodies into a gigantic wall of death before pulling out a shotgun and blasting the head off of the beast, pulling his entrails out of it's throat hole and riding them down the mound of corpes before backflipping off, pulling out his unbelievably sharp samurai sword and slicing straight through a skyscraper, killing the horde of undead abomonations that dwelt within.

 

"Well, I bet they wish they had homeowners insurance now" Leon wittily quiped before walking away into the sunset.

© 2010 Detective Watts


Author's Note

Detective Watts
Bad fiction writ well. I had the idea while reading half life full life consequences.

5 minutes of writing, zero plot, my most popular piece ever.

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This is great!

Posted 14 Years Ago


Bad fiction written hilariously well. I honestly laughed out loud when I read this.

Posted 14 Years Ago


Zombie bear=amazing

Posted 14 Years Ago


nice
lets go cut a skyscraper in half
I must agree bad fiction written well

Posted 14 Years Ago


This is like those resident evil films. Definitely

Posted 14 Years Ago



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Added on November 29, 2010
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Detective Watts
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