Chapter 5 or 6 or something

The puny “adventurers” leapt down into the cold dark abyss beneath Arkham Manor.

“I say, ‘tis an awful frightful mess down here” said Detective Watts who, due to my limited cockney vocabulary, now talks like an upper-class Londoner from the 1800’s.

 

The group found themselves in the dark stinking sewers below Arkham Manor where The Mighty Cthulu keeps his poop. “Now, where did Nessie get to? And wasn’t he called Nessy two chapters ago?”

 

The puny mortal began searching through the horrific waste of the Mighty Cthulu, in search of their precious Loch Ness monster when suddenly, a bunch of nazis crept up behind Obama, raised a gun to his puny mortal skull and dragged him to the corner of the room, kicking and screaming.

 

“Muahaha, iz appearz we have captured you commander in chief.”

“Let him go” yelled Watts “or I’ll scream”

“Go ahead you zilly Englizh person. No von vill here you. Not even ze rats can stand to live among Cthulu’z droppingz.”

“I say old chap, if you don’t return him I think I may have to send a sternly worded letter to your supervisor” The Protagonist said

 

Before the “heroes” could continue to embarrass themselves in front of the nazis a loud crack rang out through the sewer that is, for some reason, large enough to fit four people, and some nazis within talking distance. I mean, it sure sounds like their standing up and walking around a lot and stuff.

 

But anyway, the crack rang out through the not so crowded confines of the sewer and a whip knocked the gun out of the nazis hand.

“Indian Jones! Thank god, he saved Obama” said Watts

“I can’t think of any cool opening lines” replied Indie

Author's Note

Of all my series this one gets the least love from me. All up I must have spent about 10 minutes writing the whole thing. I spent about the same amount of time on Steam Empire 1 or the first few paragraphs of Detective Watts. So, anyway, that's why the writing quality is lower.