I lost count of what chapter I'm adding

The puny earthlings went further and further into the twisting, labyrinthine halls of Arkham Manor, in search of the mighty Cthulu and their lost first-person narration.

“I say old boy, this is a jolly frightful way of spending a summer evening” said The Protagonist

“Lost me knickers while I had a pint at the ol’ pub down at Strathford Upon-Avon” Detective Watts replied

“Well said Watts, I couldn’t agree more. We need to call for back up” said The Narrator

“Wouldn’t you rather call for some BLACKUP”

Suddenly Barack Obama leapt down from a nearby rafter, landing in front of the beleaguered group.

“Great Scot, that was the most racist pun I’ve ever heard” the Loch Ness Monster said as he took a step back to avoid being trampled by the falling president. Before the adventurers could continue their conversation a trapdoor opened beneath Nessie, making him fall into the blackness below.

“Quickly, after him” yelled Watts as he ran towards the plot hook for the next chapter

“If we lose him we may never get into Karen Gillans pants!”

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[ScarlettTheDreamer]

Obama? Nice. It was kinda dirty at the end though. Post the next one up soon :)