Go Suck An Elf

My boyfriend broke up with my last night so I wrote this

This isn't another Christmas love song

Just a heart full of tears.

Forget about the miracle 

Because you left me dear.

I gave you everything you wanted,

For Christmas this year.

but that wasn't enough for you

Well Santa isn't coming this year.

Forget about the mistletoe

The bugs will get in your kiss.

Forget about roasting chestnut on a fire

Because I'll just burn your heart away.

I don't want to sing another stupid carol

About gifts and a Christmas Wish.

Because boy you hurt this 

Because boy you only thought of your self

So boy just go suck an ELF

A jingle bell rock ain't coming

Just a lump of freaking coal.

You are not getting any presents

Because you let me fall.

This turkey is burning

It's charred to the bone.

Look right next to you

You are all alone

Forget about the mistletoe

The bugs will get in your kiss.

Forget about roasting chestnut on a fire

Because I'll just burn your heart away.

I don't want to sing another stupid carol

About gifts and a Christmas Wish.

Because boy you hurt this 

Because boy you only thought of your self

So boy just go suck an ELF

Luster and Lover, Prancer and Vixen, Idiot you cupid, Goner and Blitzen

Dash away Dash away Dash away all

Forget about the mistletoe

The bugs will get in your kiss.

Forget about roasting chestnut on a fire

Because I'll just burn your heart away.

I don't want to sing another stupid carol

About gifts and a Christmas Wish.

Because boy you hurt this 

Because boy you only thought of your self

So boy just go suck an ELF

Author's Note

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Reviews

[Distant horizons]

Excellent write, despite the sadness behind it, and probably the best title ever :-)