Put on Some Pants, America (5.26.2011)A Story by DenyceMarieThis is an assignment that I had to do for AP US History, but I loved what I wrote.Put On Some Pants,
America Robert
E. Wood, the top Sears executive, chaired the America First Committee and
became president of the United States in 1940.That’s right, Wood beat Roosevelt
in a surprising victory. Wood’s first inaugural address started as so: “Thank
you for electing me president of this great nation. With me as president,
America will always come FIRST! My first act as president is to make sure the
United States is kept out of the tragic war...” This Was The Beginning of the END! A
bomb is dropped on Pearl Harbor, but we are not defeated. Perhaps, this is the
time we should had entered the war, which being America, we could had quickly
ended it, but instead, imagine this: You wake up, yawn, put on some pants, walk
out into the beautiful morning to receive your newspaper from the fake grass of
your lawn, look up and you see this silver in the sky. That silver is a piece
of the defensive dome that is visible through the artificial blue sky. That
dome is the president’s idea of neutrality from this Great War taken place
outside the United States, but he let them have Hawaii and Alaska and what not.
You live in New England; it’s supposed to be too wet in the spring, a sauna in
the summer, emm fall and Antarctica in the winter. But, it never rains or
snows; it’s just artificial sunshine shinning on your face all day. On
top of the dome is a giant bowl that collects water, which the government
filters and distributes according to need. Farms, of course, get more water
than say a family of four. This created new jobs inside the government and new
water centers to help filter and distribute. The economy is blooming! Except
for the fact that half the things people want aren’t made in the United States.
See, your TV is broken and the parts needed are only made in China and China
was taken over by Japan, who were then taken over by Nazis after they decided
that those Japanese companies weren’t good enough for them, the fact that they
were Asian and the probability of them having blue eyes and blonde hair was
probably as low as the probability of a British person not liking tea. Sooooo,
you’ll just have to wait till Americans are smart enough to make the parts. BUT
that doesn’t grantee that they’ll have the supply for it because you see, that
dome that is over your head blocks the transport of natural recourses from
other countries. Oh and the British, they aren’t allowed to drink tea anymore,
Germans thought it would be funny to take it away and many of those British
people had tea withdrawals and went insane, you know no big deal or anything. Anywho,
you’re probably wondering why no one stopped Germany. Well, they tried, to say
the least. The French? Yeah, they went down pretty quickly. Those poor
Frenchies. The British and Russians put up some fight, but in the end they both
trembled under the wrath of the Germans. Japan took over Asia and finally
succeeded at imperialism! Yeah, I guess they felt all great and mighty until
the Nazis came and destroyed all of them. Germany eventually came for Africa, Canada
and South and Central America. Australia was the last to be taken over because
their kangaroo army was so hard to defeat. Now, most of the war’s focus is on
America, but what can they really do? With this dome over our heads and
everything. Oh,
you’re probably wondering how that even got there. Well, you see, it was made
under water, like submarines went done there with the metal and what not and
put it together, yeah. Then, when the president decided that he wanted a dome
over the United States, he had like fifty planes or so help pick it up and put
it over America. True story. You
hear that noise?! The Germans have finally broken into our unbreakable
defensive dome, it’s like the titanic all over again! At least half the
population will die and because the creator never took account for the obvious
iceberg that was going to be in the water or in this case, the Germans taken
over every single other country and then having the intelligence to know how to
break down the dome. So, I guess what you have to do, America, is put on some
pants and fight! © 2012 DenyceMarie |
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Added on August 11, 2012 Last Updated on August 11, 2012 Tags: US History, WWII, Japan, Nazis, Assignment, Pants, Dome Author
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