TRANSLATIONS#3 The Talk

I’ve met someone �" I felt kind of odd for this kind of talk. 
- You’re inviting me for a wedding? �" Max chuckled �" you could’ve just called. 
- You missed my funerals, twice, so I don’t expect you’ll make it to my wedding either �" I pretended upset. 
- Are you still mad at me? �" Max propped against the back of the couch �" I’m sorry but I like you alive better. 
- Flatterer! 
He can’t be mad at now! 
- I had great teachers. 
Max gave me an ambiguous wink. He is a complicated person but that’s what attracts me. 
- So what happened? 
No sooner had a second passed than he realized this: my childishness is simply an attempt to cover my anxiety. 
- The past, I guess �" there was a silence on the line �" I’ve met someone.