"Cattitude"

humorous poem

 

 

You see, I started out my day as I always do

Meowing plaintively with plenty of cattitude

When the dog came in, he snarled at me

I hissed at him, and I thought "How rude!"

 

"Just knock it off, you two!" our master said

The dog glared at me; I stared and frowned

I arched my back and my fur stood on end

In my mind I said "Wait 'til I get this clown!"

 

I pranced by, and he shot me a look ever so sly

I felt dizzy; before I keeled over, I heard him quip

"You'll be woozy; the prank I pulled was a doozy!"

He'd laced my food with a heaping dose of catnip!

 

Reviews

[Hidden Happiness]

hahaha this is fun and it reminds me of the people who bullied me and the teacher would be like KNOCK IT OFF...anyway great job..:)