Doctor Suess Ain't Got S**t On Me

And neither does King Kong for that matter...

If I were a human, I would like to laugh.
I would fly a kite, and tickle a giraffe.

If I were a human, I would like to sing.
I would hum a tune, and show off my bling bling.

If I were a human, I would like to dance.
I would frolic in the moonlight, and wear snazzy pants.

If I were a human, I would like to cry.
I would curse the heavens, and spit at the sky.

If I were a human, I would betray my fellow man
I would laugh at his misfortune, and set fire to his land.

If I were human, oh think of the possibilities!
But instead I am hollow, pathetic, just empty.

Reviews

[Miss Fox]

You are so very right. Dr. Suess could learn a thing or two from you.
But on a more serious note, I love the tone's turn from humorous to serious, especially in the last stanza. Well done.