A Guy

I'm not in love with him

But my mother is

She insists that he's alright

He might be, but I would rather not give him a try

It's always been her mother, her, and me

and now we've tossed a guy under the tree

My mother's, mother, (say that ten times)

they like to quarrel-

She thinks that he's egotistic, and sad

I'm more along the lines of just plain BAD

They might get married,

and that's insane

Still, who would I be to get in love's way?

Sometimes I want to argue,

that it's not right

But, as long as my mom's happy-

I can't complain

Just please leave me out of this stupid game.