Too Hot To Handle

A sensual humorous poem.

I wanted to make love 

in an exciting way,

something to get a great

start to my day.

 

So I decided what better

way than this,

to warm us up at breakfast

with a sensual kiss.

 

The kisses got hotter as the passion

did so rise

and his hands began stroking

the inside of my thighs.

 

So my sexy man thought to lift me

upon the kitchen counter

and this would be the perfect place

that he could mount her.

 

He kind of missed the spot

he had been aiming for

but scooted me further back

before I hit the floor.

 

Things suddenly got hotter

and flames started shooting

for it seems he settled me 

on the burner when he was scooting.

 

I wanted something hot and amazing

that is very true,

but when your love sets your pants on fire

it doesn't say "I love you."

 

Next time I get the notion

to have a romp for fun

I think I might should reconsider

and take off in a run.

Author's Note

This was written for a contest on AP.

Reviews

[J Todd Underhill]

Wow, hot pants have been given a whole ne meaning with this one. Smokin' to say the least. You never know what might be a freaky turn on for someone, I once dated a girl that liked to have sex in her mother's bed. Hey if it gets you hot, he will do anything LOL

[light and ashes]

This is hilarious :] I love it. Did this really happen to you?

[Kid Kirby]

Very cool! We've all been in a similar situation (my wife and I fell down the stairs!) Thanks for sharing, it was funny and sexy!

[Eagle Cruagh]

You win.
This is excitng as only sex and a bonfire
can be exciting.
Great poem, sensuous, hot.
I Love it .
------ Eagle Cruagh

[Inyourshadow]

LOL I love how the passion got so well over heated. You really had me thinking one thing only to twist me around from sensual to comedy in one fluid movement, bravo Sis, keep em' coming and good luck in contest.

how is bit?

[grayhaven]

Hot, Steamy and funny all at the same time. Wonderful job my dear.

[Raven Starhawk]

The design of your delicious poems is forever a desired treasure that is most excellent on a day such as this. Bathed in sunshine I marvel in your words.