Next One's On Me

A humorous poem written for a contest on AP

Went down to the pub for a good ol' pint with my mates

didn't want to stay home and listen to what my wife dictates

rules and nagging, chores from morning to night

that woman shore isn't my idea of a delight.

So we blokes took off to go throw back a few

finest of England's, for that matter, the world's brew

and forget all our troubles at least for the night

blimey may just stay out until it gets daylight.

We were having a glorious and grand ol' time

didn't step out of bounds nor cross any line

so I propped on the bar to throw another pint down

landed flat on the floor and looked like a clown.

Next one's on me.

Literally!

Author's Note

Image from Contest Host on AP

Reviews

[AnnaMariaQQss]

LOL very very cute. I chuckled and threw back a giggle or two. AnnaM

[Raven Starhawk]

Truly a delight! You know how to make a person smile and laugh. I needed a poem like this to start my day.

[EZ Writer]

Aaaahahahaaa! I used to drink pints with
that squirrel before!
I got tired a picking him UP off OF the floor! cuss'
Needless to say, I don't drink with that
"nutcase" > anymore!! Grin''
Thanks for the laughs!!
Hugs Easy