Cows and Apples

By Dayran

 

 

 

 

I knew Hercules....he was Zeus's boy!

What's that.... old woman...ju don belief?

Its a true....and ...I don care...what...what,

Ju think. I knew Hercules...yes eh!...I was there,

The tenth labor....the cows of Geryon had a problem,

My people had used them for the universal identity,

The cows then were in love with themselves,

And of course....they wanted to f**k themselves,

So Hercules went and cured them of the malady,

How?....I spoke to him...he said he just fucked them

Till they didn't want it anymore. Besides they got dizzy.

Then...then...it was possible to see the apples,

What apples?....the nymphs....the Hesperides,

Ju musta take the apples without f*****g the cows,

So...since we cured the cows...we took the apples.

Its a sign eh! Of...of...one's....no...no...no...,

Its a symbol....the fruit of one's labor....the witch...,

No...no...no....I mean Eve gave one to Tom....no...no,

Adam. Its so that people get a recognition for their service,

In the world, and become a part of the cosmic and world

Family. Okay...that's it...ju...ju...know now? Where's my pizza?

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Shin ( formerly known a..]

You could have made it clearer doll. It refers to people in the world today who have not received recognition of their role and contribution. Lyon was grandpa?