Kun-Li @ Kunti Devi

The Indian Approach to Matrimony

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The lady always prided herself on being the mother of five,

Five children, as they were, being the world all together,

For she thought it curios that her younger sister had any,

For Kun-Li, never met her sister, only heard her name,

And she swore that her mind was that of a male,

Hence the lady presumed that all five and the world were hers,

The day came when the sisters met and had a custody fight,

Its true, that Kunti, the younger, sounded like a man,

But she had all the right instruments and she did have kids,

Kun-Li however persisted in her stubbornness and did not believe.

It was however a different story for her husband,

Poor man married both the sisters and the 5 were his kids,

Kun-Li had a mental block about that, as became obvious,

Kids by two men copulating? Do oceans run into drains?

So she thought her husband deranged by mental weakness,

Felt sorry for him that he was that way, especially as King,

So Kun-Li took some of the responsibilities, for fear of his health,

And soon had a raging war with Kunti's physique, over the kids,

It was called the Mahabaratha, artistic and longest epic poem,

At the end of which, by God's mercy, they founded psychology.

The Indian rise to fame came shortly after this episode,

They thought Kun-Li touched by the grace of Sivan/Sakti,

For they found in each human, not one but five personalities,

Termed by the generic word, senses, the impulses actually had names!

Which began a curios practice of people talking to themselves,

That they termed as speaking to God, the blue colored cowherd,

These days, its done with the inexpensive electronic, blue-tooth,

Quite comfortable, when in a long and rehearsed practice,

As long as the man tells clearly the kids' mothers from one another,

Or he is likely to face the looking glass, like he's also the other.