The Gaur in the Pool

Fables from The Quick Brown Fox : IV

WARNING : STRONG LANGUAGE

( A scene around the swimming pool of the club. A gaur had entered into the pool and appeared to be enjoying the benefits of the club without a subscription. It was not a member nor would the Club have considered admitting it as a member).

Lazy Dog : What is it?

Brown Fox : Its a gaur. Its like a cow but just slightly different.

Lazy Dog : What do you mean?

Brown Fox : Well … for your purposes … its like a c**t that thinks its a dick.

Lazy Dog : Who's the dick?

Brown Fox : The gaur … the cow is essentially a domesticated anima.

Lazy Dog : Who you're calling domesticated? … I mean … you realize that domestication is about friendships … you know what I'm saying!

Brown Fox : Okay … this is what it is … the European experience … doesn't matter where you go in Europe … people speak Swiss German … Italian French … God almighty! … if the English didn't break away to speak another language, I don't know how we would call ourselves individuals.

Lazy Dog : What the f**k are you talking about?

Brown Fox : Well, its like … how shall I say it? … you see the c**t gets off by vibration and the dick hits its high by thinking that it brought the vibration to the c**t. You understand what I'm saying?

Lazy Dog : But … but … vibration in the mind is anxiety.

Brown Fox : Not in the body … in the body it leads to a sensation of pleasure.

Lazy Dog : F**k! You mean to say these b******s in the neighborhood have been getting me a little anxious before each season?

Brown Fox : Its nature old boy! Take a look at the gaur in the pool. I would say that's mixing a little of the wild with the Club.

( Some stewards from the Club attempt to persuade the gaur out of the pool).