The Road to the Firebird

Found in the Store : XI

 

 

 

 

Take a lone sail boat to Long 43 Lat 12 North. Coast the shore until you find the blue grotto. Take a boat with provisions for two weeks to it. In the grotto, place your offering of Kellogg's chocolate coated flakes, the sprinkled rainbow donuts and the Foster's lager on the stone slab. Do not disturb the sleeping Goth.

 

Walk to the end of the grotto and take the stone steps to the opening in the roof. Walk three miles north to the town of Amorephy. Rent a jeep and find a guide. He'll insists on bringing his little son and daughter with him.

 

Take the road northwest for twenty miles. You will come to Mac Lane's plateau. Here the road forks east and west. Follow the road west past pickpocket rock. Descend the mountain road and go past lake Placid. The lake only caters to members of the NRA.

 

Keep travelling west until Thunderwall hill. Watch for dangerous fumes. The road will climb up Witang range. Travel until Witangi Falls where the spirit of father and son commune. Set up your camp there.On the next ridge, you'll spot what looks like a forest fire on the canopy. Its the flame of the forest. The firebird lives there.

 

Send the guide with a hand-made present, such as a woven basket, quilt, painting, wooden carving etc. Then wait for the firebird to contact you. The little girl speaks to herself. Ignore her. The little boy will communicate with you ... plenty of stories. Do not dismiss him even if he distracts you from your own thoughts. The falls will speak to you eventually. Archie wishes everyone ' Good luck.' Be back before Chistmas.