Joe and the Prick

by Dayran

 

 

 

 

 

Joseph reached menopause and had difficulties,

As a young man he had a reputation as an intellectual,

In fact, he founded an association in Southern Minnesota,

Called the All Intellectual Society of America (AISA).

Hence Joe was tantamount to avoid anything that was not,

Intellectual that is, especially where it was a prick thing.

Joe prided himself on being a true intellectual,

And he knew it too. Hence the great battle that began,

Science said it was normal but the AISA memorandum

Was very specific about mistaking intellectualism,

With the devilish qualities of the prick, which deceives.

So Joe held out till his 64^th year when his prick died.

He thereafter claimed a victory, but they wouldn't leave him be,

They came by all sorts of shenaniganism to lie,

Especially with these awful dreams he had of maidens,

Naked and running around a lake by the woods,

Young, plump and and so so very merry in attitudes.

So Joe kept up the fight till the day he died.

The doctors who pronounced him dead said its the cause,

It was not the AISA but the Alzheimer that did it,

It was a development after the menopause,

And poor Joseph didn't have a son to help him,

Realize that there's as much intelligence in sexual impulses,

That  he should have endeavored to discover.

Had he only allowed himself to walk with the maidens,

He would have discovered a better reflection of intelligence,

By the very waters of the pool where they found each other.

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Sagar Waingankar]

Narrative and interesting read! I would have enjoyed listening it from my grandpa about it or from a old person!