At Castle GrymmA Poem by David Lewis Paget‘All that I do is eat and sleep,’ The surly monster said, Chewing away on a piece of thigh From the woman in his bed, He sat in the tower of Castle Grymm And surveyed the countryside, And the pile of bones by the Castle walls That he’d tossed, once they had died. His hair was clean but his skin was green As a tear squeezed from his eye, Pondering what his bride might be And who, and where, and why, The villagers sent him virgins up But they weren’t quite to his taste, A single bite and they screamed in fright So he ate the rest in haste. His goblins scoured the countryside For a girl with golden hair, The myth had said she would be misled And her steps would lead her there, But every blonde in the neighborhood Had fled, as if forewarned, Leaving only the russet crop Or the brunette’s that he scorned. They printed a notice in the town And pasted on every wall, It said that Igor would never eat, Not once, a blonde, at all. It said that he wanted just one bride A blonde, to stop his moans, But everyone saw the Castle walls And the heap of gnawed on bones. He even offered a huge reward For any who’d bring him in, The golden girl to his Grymm old world He would give them gold to spin, So some with greed in their eyes set out To trap a golden girl, And drag her up to the Castle Grymm, That girl was known as Pearl. Somebody said they were on their way So she painted on her skin, What some old witch said would bewitch Igor and the Brothers Grymm, They dragged her up to the topmost tower Where the monster kept his bed, And chained her up in his inner bower Till the monster could be fed. His eyes had gleamed when he saw the sheen Of her silken golden hair, He reached on down beneath her gown Where he felt her skin so fair, She lay and shuddered within his bed As he bent to take a lick, Then screamed a note as he clutched his throat And doubled up, was sick. They say Igor let out a roar Like the folks had never heard, He’d only munched on his own before Wouldn’t mutter a single word, But now he jumped from the parapet With his mouth and his throat on fire, To land himself on the pile of bones That would be his funeral pyre. So here is the nub of the story, If you’re looking for a bride, Forget about the colour of hair For they’re all the same inside, And when you come to that bridal night Just be careful who you pick, Or give her a scrub in that wedding tub Before you begin to lick. David Lewis Paget
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