Five Hundred and OneA Poem by David Lewis PagetThe office was in a building that You wouldn’t have looked at twice, In truth, it stood in a part of town That wasn’t very nice, The blinds forever were drawn down tight And were thick with stains and dust, I wouldn’t have sought a job in there But I felt that I really must.
I was over a year on welfare, and I knew that it had to end, I’d lost all my self-respect, my car, And I hadn’t a single friend, When this came up in a tiny ad On the supermarket board: ‘Be one of the Movers and Shakers, Then put the Takers to the sword.’
My curiosity peaked, and I Marched into the office grim, An insipid girl was behind the desk, ‘You’ll have to talk to him!’ A man in an inner office sat In a cloak and black cravat, ‘We’re needing another numbers man, Do you think you’re up to that?’
I said I was up to anything For I didn’t really see, That there would be ramifications And they would apply to me, He showed me into an office with A desk and a swivel chair, Then pulling a ledger off the shelf He set it before me, there.
‘Your job is to add up the columns Putting a total to each name, Remember, you’re only the numbers man So you’re really not to blame. Then when you get to five hundred, tear The page from out of the book, A man will be round to collect it, Let’s just say, he’s Dr. Hook.’
I didn’t meet this mysterious man ‘Til I tallied up more than three, A Johnson, Sands, and an Adamson, And a man called Jacoby, They’d totalled just five hundred each When I tore their pages out, And Dr. Hook slid them into a book, I said, ‘What’s it all about?’
‘Never you mind, my lad,’ he said, ‘It’s better you didn’t know, There are things that shouldn’t bother your head Until it’s your time to go.’ But those names remained in my mind until On watching the nightly news, An Adamson died in a mighty wreck And a Sands, from a faulty fuse.
I thought it might be a coincidence And I put my mind at rest, When the girl from work came visiting, And she seemed to be distressed, I’d thought that she was insipid, but There was fire in her belly too, ‘You know that the guy whose place you took Is dead… So I’m warning you!’
She said that I had a page as well In a book, kept under her desk, ‘If you saw your column, adding up, I think you’d get little rest. For every page you give Dr. Hook I add ten each to your name, With that score of ten, you’ll be just like Ben, He lasted a year in the game!’
‘He’d started fudging the figures when His number was creeping up, I’d warned him, like I am warning you, But it wasn’t ever enough, An audit pushed him over the top By adding a hundred points, And the ten he’d skimmed then died with him In that fire at the Pizza joint.’
My column is stuck, four-eighty-nine At this moment, as I write, I still believe I can fend it off If I’m careful, keep it tight, I sweat, while adding the figures up Of a certain Dr. Hook, His column tops five hundred and one As I tear his page from the book.
David Lewis Paget © 2014 David Lewis PagetReviews
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