Saving the SeaA Poem by David Lewis Paget‘I
used to work for the council here,’ Said
‘Ripper’ Jones at the bar, Fortified
with a Beam or two And
a pint of the best, Three Star, Trelawney
winked at the barman and The
barman, he winked back, ‘We’re
in for another ripper yarn,’ Said
the bearded Cousin Jack. ‘They
always gave me the dirty jobs, It
was always just my luck, They’d
point to me, say, ‘Ripper’s free, Break
out the tipper truck! You
know, that beast with seven gears But
only three of them worked, The
brakes were non-existent, and The
Foreman, he was a jerk!’ ‘We
used to call him Father Time He
was always on the prowl, Calling
time to the Smoko breaks With
an ever present scowl.’ He
said, ‘Pick up that giant rock In
the Commer Tipper Truck, The
ocean’s sprung a giant leak And
we have to seal it up!’ ‘It
took us a crane to lift this rock It
was seven feet across, ‘This
mother has to be fifteen tons,’ Said
my mate, crane driver Ross. ‘What
did he say you need it for?’ He
yelled, in a sort of screech, ‘I
have to drive it down to the shore, There’s
a great big hole in the beach!’ ‘The
Commer sank right down on its springs, This
rock, a hell of a load, I
had to drive it in second gear With
the tyres flat on the road, I
finally made it down to the shore And
thought, ‘I must be a mug!’ The
sea was circling round the hole Like
a bath when you pull out the plug. I
had to wait for an hour or two ‘Til
it emptied out the bay, All
you could see was a dry seabed For
a mile or so, each way, Then
I drove the truck right up to the hole, Thinking
to tip it in, When
a giant geyser of steam shot up, The
sea was turning to steam.’ ‘You
know what the brakes on that truck were like, They
hadn’t been fixed for years, I
thought I’d better get out of there Or
it all would end in tears. But
the truck rolled forward, over the hole And
began to sink right in, While
I climbed out of the window there Determined
to save my skin.’ ‘The
truck sank down, under the rock And
it plugged that head of steam, You
could barely see the tip of the tray When
the tide came rolling in, And
that’s the rock you go fishing off, You
can say it was down to me, While
you were throwing your schooners back I
was out there, saving the sea!’ David
Lewis Paget © 2013 David Lewis Paget |
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