The Upside of DownA Poem by David Lewis PagetThe
SatNav said, ‘Turn left ahead, There’s
going to be a crash, A
dozen cars are headed in For
one almighty smash!’ I
slammed my foot down on the brake And
pulled off to the verge, As
other drivers honked and cursed And
flew past, in a surge. I
think my mouth fell open as I
stared down at the screen, An
LED was pulsing red Ahead,
at Winson Green, ‘Would
you repeat the last command,’ I
muttered, still in shock, ‘Sit
here and wait, avoid your fate, Five
minutes on the clock!’ The
papers said the lights had failed When
they came out next day, A
dozen cars had met head on, Three
died in that affray, I
didn’t dare say anything In
case they thought me mad, An
Oracle SatNav indeed, I
shook my head - How sad! I
lay awake in bed at dawn I
hadn’t been to sleep, The
automatic toaster by The
bed began to speak, ‘Get
up, get up,’ and popped the toast, Its
usual discourse, But
then, ‘you’d better get downstairs And
check the neighbour’s horse.’ The
horse was in the living room Had
come in from outside, Had
gifted us a steaming pile Right
there, on Maggie’s pride. ‘That
rug will never be the same,’ I
shouted at the horse: ‘I
saw the door was open, so I
just came in, of course!’ A
talking horse? It couldn’t be, I
went to see the quack, ‘I
keep on hearing funny things,’ I
said, he turned his back. ‘I
think my ears are playing up,’ I
motioned with my thumb, He
shook his head, I’d quite forgot The
Doc was deaf and dumb. My
life is quite impossible I
must admit defeat, As
phones and televisions all Abuse
me in the street, But
I never seem to hear the wife Who
tends to scream and shout, So
it seems there’s still an upside When
you’re going mad - No doubt! David
Lewis Paget © 2013 David Lewis PagetFeatured Review
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