The Picnic in the WoodA Poem by David Lewis PagetIt
was Sunday, after vespers In
the town of Montauban, Where
the Seminary Deacons walked Along
the tree-lined strand, While
two girls were sipping latté At
the Café Belle Amie, Watching
all the black-robed brothers As
they passed, but covertly! ‘Don’t
you think he’s very handsome?’ Sighed
the girl called Mirabel, As
the brother Michael passed them, Turned
his head, and gave a smile, While
Georgette had sat and giggled, Put
her hand up to her mouth: ‘Don’t
you think it’s rather wicked, Tempting
priests to break a vow!’ Mirabel
had raised an eyebrow And
stared archly at her friend, ‘Isn’t
that the main attraction, Tempting
vows that never mend? I
once overheard my mother Tell
her sister, Aunt Denise, ‘You
will never know seduction If
you’ve not seduced a priest!’’ It
was autumn in the country And
the leaves lay all around, Making
pathways sere and golden With
their passing, on the ground, And
the woods that lay by Montauban Were
like some lovers' dell, That
these girls had often wandered, And
the nooks, they knew too well. When
Mirabel had smiled, coquettish At
the novice priest, He’d
stopped, and turned to join them, Chatted
low, but quite at ease, ‘I
have filled a picnic basket, Pink
champagne and sweet baguettes, I
intend to go tomorrow, Come
along, and be my guest.’ Then
he pointed to the pathway That
led deep into the wood, ‘We
can have a pleasant day of fun, And
stuff ourselves with food; I
have seven different cheeses Camembert
and Brie de Meaux, Some
Gruyère and Mimolette…’ Then
Mirabel said: ‘Yes, I’ll go!’ Her
friend shrank back, and shivered, Mirabel
had caught her eye, ‘Don’t
you crash my little party…’ It
had said, and she knew why! There
would be more fun and frolics Than
the novice would suspect, When
her friend returned tomorrow With
his celibacy wrecked! But
seven days went by, there was No
sign of Mirabel, Then
Michael came, and said that she Was
called to aunt Giselle; It
seems she’d had a fit, and Mirabel Had
caught the train, She
wouldn’t be around for weeks Her
aunt lived in Lorraine!’ Georgette
was disappointed She
had hoped to see her friend, But
Michael stayed and chatted And
he charmed her, in the end, He
said it was Georgette that had Attracted
him that night, But
Mirabel jumped in too quick, And
put his plans to flight. The
girl felt more than flattered, She
was always in the shade, For
Mirabel had always picked The
best of who they laid, So
when he made his offer That
a picnic would be right, She
blushed, and then she stammered, ‘I’d
be honoured - if you like!’ The
woods that lie by Montauban Took
on their winter shroud, The
weeks went by, and neither girl Returned to join the crowd. The
vermin had been busy On
their bones, deep in the wood, Had
eaten what virginity Was left, with Michael's food! And
Michael, his Hail Mary’s In his Seminary cell, Had
brought him more than comfort, They
had saved his soul from hell, For
no-one, he reflected, Could
tell anybody now, He’d
kept his love protected And
his celibacy vow! David
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