Boyfriend Trouble

"I'm going to dump him," she said. "Why?" her friend asked. "I thought you really liked him."

"I did at first. He was cute and charming and the things he said were funny. Now, it's weird. When we have sex, he actually says 'Like' when I do something he enjoys. I went down on him the other night and afterwards he said he tagged us during it at 'where the magic happens'." That night, when she went home, she called him and said she was changing her relationship status to single. She told him he shouldn't contact her, that he was deleted. 

Reviews

[InsanityWriter]

It's kinda sad how people are so reliant and obsessed with Facebook and twitter and such these days... Nice job though.

[Brittany]

This made me laugh. Seems like networking has taken over our capabilities to connect on a human level.