Evening

She read my newest piece and said I should write children's novels. 

I told her she should strip. She said how that was demeaning.

I agreed. 

Reviews

[Brittany]

Haha love it. You've always had a knack for capturing irony.

[Tim M]

This is my favorite of the new pieces. It's perfectly summed up in just four short sentences, but there's a lot of emotion and a good punchline here. How dare you write a bunch of new good stuff while I post nothing.