Internet Personas

I often think about a world where everyone is actually named what they call

themselves online. The idea always takes place in a courtroom. The defendant

is named CockBlocker2000 and he's being tried for the murder of fourteen young

males. The bailiff says, "All rise. Judge PoopStick is now presiding." And everyone

in attendance laughs, even the defendant, and the judge has to restore order

by pounding his gavel, which he hates to do. 

Reviews

[Tim M]

I want to have sex with your wit.

[jenniewren (J.W. Bouwma..]

*smiles* luckily for you and i, our chosen names ARE ourselves. makes you wonder why people don't put more thought into the words they choose to be called. it's the only time we get that luxury, after all..

[T. J. Blackburn]

I love this ---> "and the judge has to restore order by pounding his gavel, which he hates to do. "