Technological Digression

The most sought after terrorist posted a YouTube video of how he would destory the world. It was watched over two million times. His friends on facebook "liked" his newest post. The president mass-texted everyone between the ages of eighteen and thirty-two that they would be asked to help in the war efforts. That night, seven thousand Myspace blogs were posted about how they would try to get out of their assigned duty. I, on the other hand, called my mom. She said how they had passed a new law that you couldn't talk on your cell phone while driving anymore, unless you had a blue tooth. She died while trying to figure out if I could hear her.

Reviews

[jenniewren (J.W. Bouwma..]

haha yep. i laughed pretty hard at this. you know how i feel about your snarkiness

[Pen Draggin']

F*****g hilarious. I laughed audibly. However, I don't like that the word "world" appears twice in the first line, unless it is purposefully redundant. Also, I don't understand why "2 million" and "7,000" are written numerically but "eighteen and thirty-two" are not. Then again, that could be on purpose as well. Either way, it's good s**t.

[GunMetal]

Dark humor?

You have a way about telling stories. Short, meaningful, and powerful. I'm really enjoying this.

[E. A. Fielder]

This is irony is sad yet funny at the same time.