Bad Beer

Bad beer curdled the milky way

Plus pipeloads of bud

Within buckshots of frosty

Armed up from down beneath

Down deep round holes

Where 4 gallopin horsemen

Each with rings in noses

All had him doing

The camera, mirror trick

To add belly burned of chilli

Within a buckshot of frosty

My neighbor’s a hoarder

Doddering old fart

 

Have you seen my keys?

What keys?

My car keys.

Sorry about that

But not in this car.

Lost my job!

My team keeps losing.

I heard beeping in the tunnel

As James Bond escaped in a Skoda

Driving from roof to roof

Over hill and valley

The conductor took our ticket

While yelling at the housetrained girl

In the escalator with us

Also waking two guys assets

Noticed Danny was at an unfortunate height

Do you think they’ll get married