A Sweet Thing

There once was a sweet thing of pure delight

Who would happily party every danged night

But this lifestyle took an unfortunate bite

When her fine features became a sad sight

 

Discovering there was a pill to take ugly away

She began consuming them day after day

Until from her lips there came an a*s’s brae

Til her bein a mule became more than hearsay

 

She began eating, carrots, peas, n’ stuff stewed

To quality food she became somekinna glued

So slowly again became a hot babe in the nude

Much more than would have just eatin junk food

 

Then her four hoofs became two hands n’ two feet

All while she reshaped a well regarded rear-seat

Until away went every bit-a-mule, a real farmy feat

With no hayridin-hee-hawing bein a romantic treat

 

Now her partying inclinations are much less obtuse

Instead of slamming booze, she’s sippin carrot juice

But after sneakin a beer, a foolish case of self-abuse

She’d sprouted two antlers and turned into a moose

 

Author's Note

A sweet lass who was very classy
Was blessed with a real fine chassis
Her objective it seems
Was to fill out her jeans
Complimenting her efficacy

Reviews

[Betty Hermelee]

Some pill…. Maybe she should have smoked somthin instead of those pills an could become a princess instead of a mule or whatever… I think when you’re ugly… you own it… and nothing ain’t gonna change her ugly face
That’s my reckoning……or how about them gummies… well I hope she becomes Goldilocks……
BESTBBB

[Dave Brown]

Iss it possible BESTBBB indicates old age is creeping in anddd you are developing a studder??
Hopefully there is a poll to correct it all!!!

[Betty Hermelee]

You're very welcome DAVIE!!!!
BESTB

[Poetic Beauty]

Oh the toll our bodies and health pay when we over indulge in alcohol or food or whatever else

[Dave Brown]

hopeful that doesn't apply to poetry
You were away for awhile
good to see you back again
Take care PB

[Poetic Beauty]

I was away for a long hiatus. I hadn’t done much writing during that time. Not for lack of ability simple because I was apathetic about writing for awhile. It’s good to be back. Would have been back a bit sooner but took almost seven months to remember my login info and password lol 😂

[Dave Brown]

Passwords are the curse of mankind

[Poetic Beauty]

That they are. I have now written it down so I won’t have that issue again

[John the Baptist]

I thought those looked like antlers. Does that make her transgender?

[Dave Brown]

any protrusion could be confusion
Have to wait'n see who she's datin
Give the cat(s) a cuddle
John