Cotton Fields

Up er down in them classic cotton fields, where Gallopin Gordon Gally goes

There, Knilly Knally Knight n’ happy, hippy hoppy horse, go rub their elbows

While both eatin a buncha bagged bugs, made into uggy buggy burgers

Which are often reachin upin tooin, where eachin’s nilly nally’s nose grows

 

If Knilly Knally Knight’s mega armor, opens downy arouny, that then shows

Where his teeny weeny, itchy mitchy, hardly seeny, pokey wokey grows

‘N’ every wevery he dillydallies, for his great sword’s, bleaty blasty blows

Thems flyin bits of gone byin bits all goes down where them there toes grows

 

Whilin the King’s castle, passles of hassle’s, takin placin the tippy toppy tower

Which is primarily, where a very merry, Maiden Mary is held eachy every hour

As a crankily callous King, comfortably cushioned in his custom countin house

Bathes in funny money, while wearin his super softest, sexy sally, silky blouse

 

Thaty natty, very Knilly Knally Knight decided that he would go to do a rescue

Of the sugar n’ spicily, shaped nicely, maiden Mary who was really, Peggy Sue

He donnin a heavy weavy suit of it’ll surely charmer armour, colored baby blue

Knowin, no Bedouin would be headin in, to do sumthin whut he shudda otta do

 

P Sue was on her cell phone, as Knilly Knally’s horse climbed the tower’s face

It doin it sooeey slowey, cuz Gallopin G Gally t'weren’t inta no kina maiden race

Then he n’ his some kina, super steeple scalin steed, tooker frum that particular place

To now’n bein allowin, that priddy Peggy sum lastin, Gallopin Gordon Gally, grace

 

 

Author's Note

Having her one hand wrapped around her cell
The Maiden couldn’t drive at all well
After hitting a bump
She bounced out on her rump
With her reception going all to hell

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

Knilly Knally Knight has a teeny weeny hardly seeny pokey wokey. That explains everything. There is no greater motivator than pokey pokey envy.

[Dave Brown]

N' that's no pokin strokin jokin

[Betty Hermelee]

UM, could you please speaka da anglish!!! Oh Davie this is super great... love all the shenanigans taking place in the castle..porr Peggy Sue, bein taken as prisoner...up there in the tower at the king's pleasure..but gallopin Gordon rescues her at last!!!
This there is a fine job!!!
BESTB

[Dave Brown]

Not only that phoney baloney spagoney, but, "Good golly miss Molly", good guy, Gallopin Gordon Gally rememrememremem, burs his name
evidentlee BESTB

[Thomas W Case]

Great use of alliteration Dave. Very well crafted.

[Dave Brown]

LOL
Just a buncha foolish fun
Thanks for the visit