Some Tweaked Oldies

Darling Daisy and Dood Dandelion

Met upon a green growing pasture

They, with marriage in mind

Waited there for old Pastor Astor

 

Dear Daisy, dressed in bright white

Was beautiful and so mellow

And Dandelion, in his very best

Was too much, in stunning yellow

 

When Pastor Astor asked’r, “Do you?”

Daisy’s single days seemed through

But when Dood Dandelion had to commit

T’was away with Wandy Wind he blew

 

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There was a young maid from Madras

Who had a wonderful a*s

It was not rosy and pink

As you’d probably think

But was grey, had long ears and ate grass

 

(…

 

Is of the wee mouse

I oft' tend to think

Such amazing production

From such a small dink

 

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A frying pan who played the base drum

Rode his E-bike while suckin his thumb

Till hackin and coughin

Put him in a coffin

With a pancake wrapped around his bum

 

 

Reviews

[Patricia Wedel]

dear Dave… you are quite the Thistle of my dreams… sharing Tales of Bunny Babes and Buttercups… buried until Spring… gently, Pat

[Dave Brown]

let us hope those buried bulbs soon make an appearance along with bunny babes and buttercups.
A sad note, on our waterfront walk, we came across a bunny who had taken its last hop
Have a jolly day

[Patricia Wedel]

My condolences… 💐…. We are blessed with Bunnies each year… I buy beautiful locally grown 🥕 Carrots at the COOP Market… good for Us also… cooked with “Butter in a Cup”… . gently, Pat

[Dave Brown]

Yummy !

[John the Baptist]

Number four was the standout by far. Took me totally by surprise at the end.

[Dave Brown]

They possibly could have employed some butter and syrup to make his burial a little bit sweeter??

[NormaZ]

You really put a smile on my face with this one Dave! Very creative!