The Throne

The Throne

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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Whilst seated pon the throne

My mind began to wander

Why this process was invented

Set my mind to ponder

Why all this unprocessed food

Should the body squander

 

If each eatable morsel

Was put to its full use

That unpleasant throning scent

Wouldn’t be awfully obtuse

With there being no need for

Discharge from the caboose

 

With this in mind

I sent up a tweet

To the one above

Who instigated this scented feat

In the hopes that we could eliminate

The throne’s boom complete

 

As yet, there hasn't been any reply

Regarding the rear-end droop

But I have my hopes that

In one mighty swoop

He could negate the need for

Even one more smelly poop



© 2024 Dave Brown


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I usually like to read on the throne..it's private and cozy....now i do eat unprocessed food and i'm sure my poop smells awful but i use a spray to make the throne smell just like a rose....nothing we can do about it....it's a big part of our lives DAVIE!
Warmly, B

Posted 10 Months Ago


Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

That sounds very much like in one end and out the other, however, it is good to get to the bottom of.. read more
Betty Hermelee

9 Months Ago

DAVIE...you're hitting below the belt!!! way blow
Warmly, BESTB!
We dare not once pontificate/ on the human need to defecate /even if requiring candles lit/ we'd be worse off if we couldn't s**t. (laughing) Glad to see you're not running out of material or paper.

Posted 10 Months Ago


Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

The diversity of poetics, there is always something to add (or un) dress
as soon as i saw the title i knew it. at least the kings had royal wipers, you and i have to do our own paperwork ... :)

Posted 10 Months Ago


Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

The extent of your knowledge is impressive!
I'd never heard about any of this so I did a sear.. read more

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