The Throne

Whilst seated pon the throne

My mind began to wander

Why this process was invented

Set my mind to ponder

Why all this unprocessed food

Should the body squander

 

If each eatable morsel

Was put to its full use

That unpleasant throning scent

Wouldn’t be awfully obtuse

With there being no need for

Discharge from the caboose

 

With this in mind

I sent up a tweet

To the one above

Who instigated this scented feat

In the hopes that we could eliminate

The throne’s boom complete

 

As yet, there hasn't been any reply

Regarding the rear-end droop

But I have my hopes that

In one mighty swoop

He could negate the need for

Even one more smelly poop

Reviews

[Betty Hermelee]

I usually like to read on the throne..it's private and cozy....now i do eat unprocessed food and i'm sure my poop smells awful but i use a spray to make the throne smell just like a rose....nothing we can do about it....it's a big part of our lives DAVIE!
Warmly, B

[Dave Brown]

That sounds very much like in one end and out the other, however, it is good to get to the bottom of things
Happing sitting warmly, BESTB

[Betty Hermelee]

DAVIE...you're hitting below the belt!!! way blow
Warmly, BESTB!

[FGFRANKLIN]

We dare not once pontificate/ on the human need to defecate /even if requiring candles lit/ we'd be worse off if we couldn't s**t. (laughing) Glad to see you're not running out of material or paper.

[Dave Brown]

The diversity of poetics, there is always something to add (or un) dress

[Re-Pete]

as soon as i saw the title i knew it. at least the kings had royal wipers, you and i have to do our own paperwork ... :)

[Dave Brown]

The extent of your knowledge is impressive!
I'd never heard about any of this so I did a search.
Hoping this slight correction does not have you become inclined to wield your great weapon in response, these people, referred to as Grooms of the stool, a highly regarded position, did not actually attend the basic down and dirty, it was left up to whichever royal personage, the groom's actual efforts involved helping to remove whichever interfering garments that were held together by a great number of ties, etc.
Just a further tad of knowledge that we are now blessed with
Pete