Book ClubA Chapter by Dave BrownA re-worked oldie for library enthusiastsAfter
climbing through a here and there hoop John
became involved with a book reading group To
read ‘Ulysees’ by someone named Joyce He
decided that would be his first reading choice A
smile from the lady beside whom he sat Who
strangely, in the library, was wearing a hat She
looked to be reading something about trees Her
pleasant smile put first-timer John at ease Before
starting he realized there’d be a coffee need Feeling
quite sluggish, it should get him up to speed With
his old legs always feelin kina contrary It
was of course, located far end of the library Those
old legs carrying him back to his reading debut Also
included two sugars, one cream in his cupa brew Receiving
another smile from the nice lady with hat Back
down onto a (hard back) chair, he’d finally sat First
page was explored along with a hot coffee sip Unfortunately,
onto that page went a coffee drop drip While
wiping, ( smearing) it off with his fingertip He
explained to the nice lady, it was just a slight drip Attempting
to distract, John looked down at his wrist watch Which
resulted in more drip’s dropping onto his crotch With
his light-colored pants further highlighting the stain He
decided that from “Ulysses’ he’d much rather abstain As
an embarrassed John passed by where he’d sat He
bumped the table, causing another on-lap coffee splat Erasing
all smiles from the lady with the large hat With
her verbal response far exceeding, simply a ‘drat’ He,
noticing the frowning hat lady looking kina sickly The
library guard at the entrance, ran over priddy quickly Also
noticing John trying to keep his crotch out of sight While
at the same time, seemed to be attempting a flight Into
a hammerlock, John was thrown down pon the ground Whilst
into his cellphone guard utter a ‘help needed’ sound All
this causing the hat lady to scream out awfully loud Her
alarming shriek attracting the book reading crowd The
zealous guard also being startled by her shrieking bray Unintentionally
relaxing his grip, allowed John to slip away Out
near-by exit door, crotch-stained John ran like a deer His
only aim being, ‘to get the “G** D****d hell out of here!” Across
busy highways, crotch-stained John took his flight Multitudinous
shocked driver’s hammered brakes at the sight With
an overweight, out of shape guard heavily in pursuit Huffing
and puffing in the library’s, dark blue, guard suit They
both crossing ‘Mother Gooses’ defined, hill and dale The
exhausted, overweight guard deftly stayed on John’s trail However,
with John realizing his fleeing leg couldn’t survive He’d
hurriedly hot wired a cool Mustang intended to drive This
theft had the highway patrol soon hot on his tail Which
had John find his driving skills hadn’t gone stale Around
each corner he had that Mustang 4-wheel drifting While
being enjoyably engaged in 5 speed quick shifting This
fast-fleeing figure finally evaded each sign of pursuit Including
that of an especially well-fed guard in his suit Finally
swapping the rad Mustang for a worn-out old V-Dub He
promised never again to go near any reading club With
his interest in “Ulysses” having fading ever away To
replace book clubbing, John had instead opened a café Altho’
it is possible he will eventually read about Ulyssis one day In
the meanwhile, he’s still dealing with coffee stain dismay © 2024 Dave BrownReviews
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6 Reviews Added on January 26, 2024 Last Updated on January 27, 2024 AuthorDave BrownNanaimo Vancouver Island, West coast, CanadaAboutI'd like to thank those who have been kind enough to review my efforts. more..Writing
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