Pleasing Pleasant Purple Peggy

In the lush, lovely land of pretty plants and flowers

Where many gentle people go

There lived a perfectly pleasant plain purple maiden

Who made alla pretty flowers grow

 

When Perfectly Plain Purple Peggy went to her garden

She always took her specialized hoe

But yesterday she absolutely couldn’t find it

Just why, poor Perfectly Pleasant Purple Peggy, didn’t know

 

With Peggy being such a peculiar color

She had never attracted a single John Doe

Altho’ the pretty plants and flowers she grew

Were as colorful as any rainbow

 

However, to her in particular, there was nobody

Even offering a pleasant, passing hello

Which is why she kept her face toward her

‘I’ll always love you whatever your color,’ accepting soil below

 

However, so concerned for her was her delightful garden

Busy buzzing bees were approached with a memo

They were requested to ask Favourite Favor Fairy

To remove Peggy’s, strange purple glow

 

Frustratingly, Favourite Favor Fairy wouldn’t favor their request

Such a huge surprise, wouldn’t you just know

But suggested that if Purple Peggy go and dye herself pink

It just might not let that strange purple glow, show

 

To Peggy, plants, bees and all

This was an unfortunate, heartbreaking blow

Especially since it was this self-centered, unpleasant persona, with whom she had never spoken even one single word

Who had nastily hidden, her custom garden hoe

 

It was because that jealous, Favorite Favor Fairy

Wasn’t able to make pretty plants grow

She had previously frozen off her green thumb

Having been caught in the freezing snow

 

Colors, it seemed were the problem

Purple, green and that particularly, preciously, perfect pink

And that nasty trick the F F Fairy had pulled on a preciously patient, pleasingly pleasant, Purple Peggy

Did certainly stink

 

As a response, busy bees used big heavy rocks

To sink Favor Fairy’s usually unweeded flower bed

Additionally, while she satisfyingly slept soundly

They painted all of her completely red

 

T’was then, extra specially, super nice, Mother Superior Fairy

Placed a, “convert an ugly person into an unbelievably attractive person that always makes sure they lift their head and smile a meaningfully smile, when folks’d walk by,” pill into Purple Peggy’s, daily hot meal.

So Purple Peggy could undertake

A major heart-stealin deal

 

She would become registered

For whatever became her duration

As now being legally able to steal hearts

From every part of any nation

 

It was fourteen hours later, while weeding her garden patch

Along came Prince Charming

Who was to find, what had now become by virtual of that incredibly rare, specialty pill, a normal colored and fabulously beautiful “Perfect Peggy,” who’s unbelievably, astounding appearance was

Absolutely disarming

 

The infatuated prince begged for her hand in marriage

Desperately pleading that she respond with an immediate, “I do”

But unfortunately, because of always looking down when people walked by her garden patch and having never looked up to say even one word, from the day she was just a wee purple infant to her present, matured purple days, she had never used this type of communication which we call talking,

It was not something about which she had even the slightest clue.

 

Now a-days Purple Peggy, again purple is back again pulling weeds

Favorite foul favor Fairy is still painted red

Thing are mostly the way they always were

But away from all this mayhem, Prince Charming has forever fled

 

Reviews

[willweb]

Wow, finding a woman who doesn't talk is a bad thing? : )
This garden war was entertaining and very colorful I would say and I enjoyed it...weeds and all. : )

[Dave Brown]

Many thanks willweb
keep your eyes out for those perfectly pleasant purple people