Jane

With her love life suffering a recent sad crush

Jane took a consoling safari thro’ African brush

She thought Africa was a great place to scout

Hoping a good man might be hanging about

 

She saw him there, swinging through trees

His mighty muscles all rippling with ease

His handsome face had her stand and stare

And dream of spending their lives as a pair

 

But because this man was raised by apes in trees

Something else followed him along on the breeze

This scented somethings Jane had no wish to share

Having her recommend a deodorant he should wear

 

Though it became something of a coin toss

All brands were nosed out by ‘Jack Black Pitt Boss’

With Jane already using a feminine ‘Dove’.

They now share a sweet-smelling love

 

With a third wee swinger near on the way

Which Jane expands on day after day

It will be ‘Fresh Kids’ for possible future offense

In total, their scent defense is truly immense