Nearly Twins

Our hair is done at the same salon

A bare strip half way along each side

Below which, pink down to shoulders

And spiked lime green, along the top

 

We do facial hair removal twice each day

Every second day, legs and ‘elsewhere’

Full length body suits with padded bras

And short tight skirts, meant to enhance

 

I wear a lovely necklace, Terri does without

High-heels match our lip-stick shade

Finger nails, so bright they shout

And fake toe nails, a dazzling chartreuse

 

We’re each 235lbs. 6’3”, ex-pro wrestlers

Still in shape because we always work out

There are a few facial differences

But we look like we could be twins

 

Lately we’ve been employed as bouncers

At a near-by same-sex-establishment        

Our presence there seems effective

Having never observed discontent

 

 

Reviews

[Starbaby]

I'm thinking it's been a long time since I stepped foot in a nightclub! With bouncers like you describe, I'd be drinking my drink and being on my best behaviour. Or were you so inebriated that you were just seeing double?

[Dave Brown]

I've enjoyed my share of inebriation, quite likely even seeing double, but on reflection, don't think I've ever been in a nightclub
Paying for edumicatuin never left enough moolah to experience that lifestyle
Hope your food shopping experiences have improved and you are instead enjoying our very pleasant weather
Starbaby

[Starbaby]

I have enjoyed looking out the window at the pleasant weather and have delighted in not having to scrape my windshield at 6:30 am. California in 42 sleeps!

[Dave Brown]

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[Starbaby]

and my grocery shopping escapades are very mundane and safe since I have moved here. Not much chance of anything happening other than being overcharged at the checkout line these days.

[Matthew Kult]

An interesting piece. I don't think I would cause discontent with two bouncers who looked like twins.

Good read

With love,

Matthew

[Dave Brown]

yes, it is a matter of knowing whether to either hold em' or to fold em''
Appreciate your visit