Hill Climbing

When Jill began up the steep hill

It looked like it’d take atona time

Having Jack thinking bout a ski-lift

That they could avoid the steep climb

 

It was financing that would be tricky

Only two buckets totaled Jack’s equity

And for this Jack, sporting no spondulix

His heartless banker had no sympathy

 

But he did have two adoring eyes for Jill

Her figure being that of an hourglass

Not handsome, but he was somekina rich

Who wasn’t about to let opportunity pass

 

Very rich Banker and Jill wed in Monaco

With penniless Jack being left to lament

However, Jill’s moola spending interest

Immediately soared to one hundred percent

 

 

 

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

From the accompanying picture, I'd say Jack had excellent taste. Not much in the bread category, though. Jill, however, knew what she liked. Jack was probably better off without her. B***h.

[Dave Brown]

she was a money honey
thank you for you in depth assessment of the scenario and give the cat a pat (if she'll let you)

[Julian]

LOVE John's review!!!! LOL. And indeed, Jack was better off shed of the leech!
When I was very little, my cousin coached me into reciting a poem for his parents, my aunt and uncle- I did not understand what it meant, being a wee child, but the grown ups grinned then said it wasn't nice. It went,
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a shiny new quarter;
Jill came down with fifty cents then; they didn't go up for water,

[Dave Brown]

Haven't heard that one previously
alla time velly funny