Chapter3: The After Math

After the funeral, Kyo, Ken, and James went home to have a chat about Steven.

Ken: I am so sad T.T

Kyo: Why, whats the matter?

Ken: YOU KNOW WHAT IS IT!

Kyo: Is it about Steven?

Ken: YES, THAT B*****D GOT THE OREOS IN HIS BOOK BAG RAN OUT, I WAS GONNA EAT IT.

James: We all know it's sad, but we have to deal with it and buy more later.

Kyo: So what are we going to do with all of his stuff?

Ken: Sell it all for crack?

Kyo: We can or

Ken: WE CAN HAVE A BIG YARD SALE!

Kyo: Was thinking about just throwing it in the trash, but that might work too.

Jame: Well he do have a lot of useless junk.

The next day.

Kyo: Ok everything is set up.

James: Why the hell did he have 431 pieces of cat hair.

Ken: He's weird.

Kyo: Your the one to be talking, anyway, we can sell them all for 50 bucks a piece.

James: What kinda of dumb idiot would buy them for 50 bucks each.

Kyo: Hobos man, hobos.

James: What kinda of hobo has that kind of money.

Kyo: Some hobo who got rich from his dying brother in law who married his stupid sister that he ended up killing anyway, which give even more money to the life insurance since she was rich.

James: oh my god, whatever.

After the yard sale.

James: Oh my god, i don't believe it, some dumb idiot bought all of the cat hair.

Kyo: More money in our wallets.

James: THERES A GOD DAMN 40' INCH FLAT SCREEN TV FOR A DOLLAR.

Ken: Why are we selling that again.

James: I don't got time for your stupid jokes Ken.

Ken: Pretty sure the only stupid joke is you.

Kyo: It's funny cause it's true, in this situation anyway.

James: Quiet, I hear something.

Kyo: It's maybe just the wind.

Wind: Yup, it's just me.

James: Is it me or did you get fatter?

Wind: Well I never.

James: Ok ok