Chapter2:The Accident.

A Accident happens

The next day after the fight at school.

Steven: OUCH THAT HURTS.

Ken: But touching it is so fun.

James: It's your own fault that it happened.

Steven: Well this is the best he can do, i thought u said "He can do anything"

James: Pretty sure he can.

Steven: I like to see him try.

James you shouldn't say that.

Steven: Why not?

Kyo: Remember what happened here?

Kyo smacks the bump on Steven's head really hard.

Steven: GOD DAMN IT STOP DOING THAT.

Kyo: Wouldn't have happened if you knew when to shut up.

Mrs.Chan: Ok everyone be quiet, class is about to start. Also Ken, no weapons are allowed in school.

Ken: WHAT, BUT KYO HAS ONE TOO.

Mrs.Chan: He has permission.

Ken: HOW THE HECK HE HAVE PERMISSION?

Kyo: I got a gun licenses.

Ken: WHAT, YOUR NOT OVER 18!

Kyo: I'm special.

Ken: HOW SO?

Kyo: The gun is my hand.

Ken: THE GUN'S MY HAND TOO.

Kyo: Whoop de doo sherlock, so what are you gonna do about it.

Ken: Guess i have to get my old hand back then.

Mrs.Chan: Go to the nurse, she'll do it.

20 Minutes later.

Ken: Wow, the school nurse is amazing.

Steven: How the heck she do that.

James: It's fiction, anything can happen.

After school ended.

Steven: TAKE THAT STUPID AUTHOR, NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME!

Kyo: You call getting hit by food in the lunch room accidently by 10 different people.

James: Then tripping over a banana peel and flew straight into a trash can.

Ken: Yea, that was a fun day.

Steven: Well that stupid 7 year old can do whatever he want, these stupid jokes got nothing on me.

Suddenly a car came and hit Steven.

James: Apparently his ego was so big when he said that, he forgot that the light was still red.

Kyo: But his ego still isn't bigger than Mansion, i mean House.

Ken: I think he's dead.

James: Maybe our author is harsher than we thought.

Kyo: Or maybe he just wants us to be really poor, i mean first the 10 thousand dollar gun thing, and now we have to plan and pay for his funeral.

James: We got no time right now, we need to hurry up and buy more OREOS!

The day of the funeral.

Ken: WHY, WHY, WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG.

Kyo: Cause he was talking bad about the author.

Ken: Oh yea right.

James: He controls everything we do, and everything around us.

Ken: Maybe we didn't have enough money to pay for his actor so he got canceled.

James: This isn't a show.

Ken: How would you know?

James: Cause it clearly says "BOOK" on the front cover.

Ken then slaps James in the face.

James: Ouch, What was that for.

Ken: The author made me do it.

James: No he didn't.

Ken: Yes he did.

James: No he didn't

Kyo: Actually yes he did since he has to write everything we do, but it doesn't mean Ken didn't want to do it.

Ken: I did, and I'll do it again.

Ken slaps James again.

James: Thats it, your going down.

Kyo: Stop that, this is a funeral, it's suppose to be sad.

Ken: Theres no one but us here anyway.

Kyo: James didn't you tell people about it?

James: I thought Ken was going to do it

Ken: I thought you were going to do it.

Kyo: Just forget it.

James: Only good thing that came out of this is that his life insurance money paid off.

Kyo: It was 2 dollars and a nickel, the funeral itself costed like 1 thousand dollars.

Ken: Well now we know how much Steven costed, 2 dollars and a nickel.