Mello Yello-Ville

My ode to a few things: Jimmy Buffett, Mello Yello, and my favorite old school wrestling podcast!

Mello Yello-Ville

 

Nibblin’ on smart marks
Watchin’ Ric Flair strut
All of those superstars covered with blood
Drinking a soda
On my front couch swing
Smell that sugar they're beginnin’ to think

Wastin away again in Mello Yello-Ville
Searching for my lost Wing Eagle Belt
Some people claim that there's a booker to blame
But I know it's nobody’s fault

I don't know the reason
I watched all season
Nothin’ to show but this brand new podcast
But it's a real beauty
A old school wrestling podcast
How it got here I haven't a clue

Wastin’ away again in Mello Yello-Ville
Searching for my lost Wing Eagle Belt
Some people claim that there's a booker to blame
Now I think
Heck, it could be my fault

I blew out my razor blade
Put on my chrison mask
Cut my forehead had to cruise on back home
But there's Mello Yello in the refrigerator
And soon it will render
That frozen can of love that helps me hang on

Wastin’ away again in Mello Yello-Ville
Searching for my lost Wing Eagle Belt
Some people claim that there's a booker to blame
But I know it's Vince Russo’s fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a booker to blame
And I know it's Vince Russo’s fault