No Rope Exploding Barbed Wire Time Bomb Death Poem

A poem in memory of a match between Terry Funk and Onita from May 5th, 1993, and the podcast that covered it, Old School Wrestling Podcast! http://www.flairchop.com/archives/863/

“No Rope Exploding Barbed Wire Time Bomb Death Poem”

Tick, tick, tick, boom!
Funker’s blood spattered all over you.
The Funk got funked,
1-2-3.
Couple of explosions,
More-or-less six.
Where was Cactus,
When we needed him Jack!
Onita was the victor,
He shed blood too,
Covered Terry to save his life,
Could that be why Terry’s still sore?
A brutal listen from my iPod,
Remembering King of the Death match,
As well as the ECW Arena Barbed Wire Brawl.
40 plus minutes of Heaven
Ran throughout my ears,
Excited for episode 42,
Only time will tell.
Will Funk get funked one last time?
Another one bites the time bomb death match.