Royal Rumble Rap

Something I wrote up for the previous WWE Royal Rumble winners.

The Royal Rumble Rap

 

In ’88 it was the year of the 2x4

’89 was the year of the Studd

1990 and 1991 was American Made and still runnin’ wild, brother!

In 1992 we were stylin’ and profilin’ for the WWF Championship

’93 was the year of the Banzai Drop

In ’94 it was the year of the Hitman and the Lex Express

’95 and ’96 we all skinned the cat and our hearts were broken with Sweet Chin Music

1997 and 1998 was Stone Cold Crazy

’99 was the year the Boss gave us no chance in hell!

In 2000 we finally smelt what the Rock was cookin’

2001 we all were crazy once again, Stone Cold Crazy that is.

In ’02 we played the Game

’03 came the pain.

2004 was the year of the Crippler Crossface

In ’05 it was the year of the Animal

’06 we were hit with the 619 and we dropped all our dimes

2007 rung in the year of the Dead Man, Tombstone Piledriver six feet deep

In ’08 we experienced a surprise entrant and were FU’ed

2009 was the year us fans were RKO’ed by the 3^rd generation superstar

Finally in 2010 another Canadian speared his name into the record books.

In 2011, who’s year will be it?

Time will tell us soon, soon enough.

 

Author's Note

What's your thoughts of the grammar? Does everything work in the poem?