Chapter 1

De-Stupidifying Your Retard For Dummies

By Michelle Gagnon & Sam Oosterman

Chapter One: Find A Retard

For this to mean anything to you, you need to have a retard that needs to be de-stupidified. Look for anyone with a majority of the symptoms listed below. If you already have one then you are probably already aware of his retardedness and that’s why you have this book. You are now eligible to skip this chapter, but feel free to refer to our complete list of symptoms at any time.

Symptoms of retardedness/stupidity:

Sarcasticness

Cluelessness

Not realizing that girls are in fact the s**t

Tying in with the above, Not realizing that girls WILL realize a lot more than guys do

Not realizing girls are talking about them two feet away

Your retard is desperately in need of public speaking help

When your retard thinks he’s a car

Your retard can’t match his clothes

Not realizing girls are even THERE half the time

This chapter will now self destruct

Chapter Two: COMING SOON

Reviews

[TLK]

It's hard to take the word 'retard' seriously anymore.