Limericks

Because there just aren't enough Limericks in the world. My apologies, some of these are about gaming.

There once was an elf who drank cider,
She always wanted to be a writer,
But when she got bored,
She turned to the sword,
Convinced the life of a warrior was brighter.

Nathan was a man who was hooked,
He saw World of Warcraft wherever he looked,
He went to make himself an egg,
Then dropped it on his leg,
And thought "I need more skill for what I've cooked!"

David once had a charming lady,
Who worked in a business most shady,
When they broke her knee,
He said: "I'll just heal for 99 hp!"
And that was the end of the lady.

Rupert is a kitten who doesn't quibble,
He looks a bit like the icon of Evilflibble,
When he meets foes
He just bites off their toes
And thinks, "That tastes just like kibble!"

Knight Gallen was sent to slay Nessy,
A demon who killed all gruesome and messy,
When he got there,
All he could do was stare,
It was just a fat cow named Bessy!

Elizabeth had the prettiest eyes,
Even better, her milky white thighs,
When asked what she liked in a man,
She would just hold out her hand,
And say, "Hmph, I like when he buys."

Reviews

[PoemRodent]

Nice to see some change around here to lighten up the pages. You done well to bring a smile about...

Dostani

[Valentine]

I love this..well writen and very, very witty..We need more humor in the world today. I do not think there is anything I could add to change it but one word that seems misspelled..Nice job ..God bless Valentine