If only I knew how to knit-
I wouldn't have to buy a new pair of socks
Every time I went to Costco
Because I lost all the other pairs
I wouldn't have to waste money on presents
I would give them scarves, socks, sweaters, hats
I would just be able to knit that sweater
For the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, I was invited to
If I knew how to knit-
In the future, I would annoy my grandchildren
By giving them baby blue or rosy pink sweaters each winter
The time would pass by faster
The rain would stop the sun would shine
I wouldn't have to think about him, he broke my heart
I wouldn't have to stay up all night and study
Just so I could get a scholarship
I would just daydream
I would just cry
I would just think
I would just smile
I would just sing
Having no care
That someone would hear
My untuned voice
If only, if only,
I knew how to knit.