Stealing or The Ruffian.

I stole a heart once. I gave it back but I know I’d do it again. Anyway, I get no peace from stealing hearts and I’m in need of some peace. So hearts are off the menu. I pride myself on my stealing abilities. My first theft was sweets from a sweet shop. I got caught and a slap on the bum but that didn’t stop me. I locked myself in the bathroom once just to steal a person’s time. Once, I stole someone’s morning by turning off their alarm clock. I love mornings, personally. Especially summer mornings when the heat of the sun shines through the window. If I could steal the sun I would and every morning would be a summer morning. I can’t think about that right now. I need to steal the neighbour’s cat which is all black with golden eyes. I have a theory the cat’s eyes are from the sun. I sense something magical.