The Toilet.

I was sat on a train waiting to arrive at my destination

and sat across from me was a poet and philosopher

Who asked me: Do you believe in the mediocrity

of the masses theory? I told him no and started to

argue with him. He said: If you give the people

the illusion they are thinking, they will adore you,

but if you really make them think, they will kill you.

And that got me thinking and I had the urge to kill

him…

I then got up to go to the toilet. It said it was engaged

and for some reason people were clapping,  

telling the toilet how happy they were for it. 

Reviews

[Betty Hermelee]

I guess many of these poor people heard this gentleman's spew and all ran to the toilet at the same time!!!
Very Clever Danny
Best, B

[Just Kim]

This is too funny..........

[Ookpik]

I must say, this is pretty brilliant - subscribing, and hats off to your wit.

-Ook

[Danny Metcalfe]

Thank you very much. :)