Paradox.A Poem by Lucas GrashaParadox. “This statement is false,” the first man said. “No, it’s not,” the second man said. “Yes, it is.” “But that would mean it’s true.” “Exactly--but it’s also false.” “But all statements have an inherent truth associated with
them.” “Actually, that’s false.” “…you mean your original statement?” “No, I mean your statement about truth association.” “Oh, then carry on.” “If such were so, and every statement carried inherent
truth, then I could say there is a pink unicorn standing behind me right now.” “Well, that could be true.” “How could it be? The truth of a statement relies on the
contextual evidence.” “Oh…but the original statement is not false.” “It is so false.” “Okay, what about if it’s double false?” “…what?” “What if the statement is double false?” “…then it’s true.” “So, there! I’ve solved the paradox!” “But the statement only claims to be false once.” “…let’s pretend it’s double false.” “No.” “Please?” “No. This is my paradox, and I’m not going to let you ruin
it.” “…if…um…I’ll buy you ice cream if you allow me to play with
your paradox a little bit?” “…alright, you can have my paradox for an hour.” “Great!” The second man took the paradox out for a walk and returned
to the first man holding only a half-eaten ice cream cone. “What happened to my paradox?” the first man asked. “Hmm?” the second man murmured as he licked the ice cream
cone. “My paradox: where is it?” “Oh…I put it up for adoption.” “What!?” “Don’t worry, some crazy homeless philosopher asked me for
it. He had a blue police box.” “What--what!? Police box?” “Yeah, he walked inside it and then it disappeared.” “You mean to tell me my paradox is gone forever?” “Yes. It’s gone. Forever. Happy Flag Day!” © 2012 Lucas GrashaReviews
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Added on January 23, 2012Last Updated on April 8, 2012 Tags: philosophy, paradox, self-assumption, contradiction, Doctor Who, falsifiable, verification, Flag Day, obliviousness, ice cream, poetry AuthorLucas GrashaPittsburgh, PAAboutI've chosen in life to use the pen in place of the sword; or rather, the giving in place of giving up. I believe that I do possess a talent, but that opinion is only mine; if you would please (if you .. more..Writing
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